Thursday, December 28, 2006

Engineering methods !!

I found this on the web long time ago,... and I liked it :)

How To Catch A Lion ?!!

1. Newton's Method:
Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. This implies you have caught the lion (Assuming that you're alive).

2. Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon.
Now you can trap it easily.

3. Schrodinger Method:
At any given moment, there is a positive probability that the lion should be in the cage. So set the trap, sit down and wait.

4. Inverse Transformation Method:
We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it. Perform an inverse transformation with respect to lion Lion's in and we are out!

5. Thermodynamic Procedure:
We construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows everything to pass in it except the lions. Then sweep the entire forest with it.

6. Integration Differentiation Method:
Integrate the forest over the entire the area. The lion is somewhere in the result. So differentiate the result PARTIALLY w.r.t. the lion to trace out the lion.

7. Bohr Method:
Find a lioness. The lion would be rotating around her in circular paths, and eventually would decrease the radius between him and his nucleus.

8. The Moron's Method:
Tie down a goat with a tree, and wait on the tree for the lion. Hurrah!
Here comes the lion. Now as you have found it, get down and run with your goat to save it, before the lion uselessly kills it, so that you could use it next time.

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

The Falling

Days follow..
Resisting the tide, you strive.
You become deprived of all what makes you human,
All what makes you alive.

Losing every bit of sanity..
Watching your dreams die one after another as if there was a plague.
Feeling these killing weights added on your chest..
Weights of burden and sufferings..
Making you suffocate.

It's way beyond misery..
You've passed this long ago.
Drowning in a ditch of sins..
Reaping what you sow.

Driven by rage..
Things rush out of your control.
Howling inside your head..
Tearing your brain cells in amusement..
You end up losing your soul.

Eyes thirsty for tears..
Lacking the power to cry,
But they just insist on staying inside to kill you.
Fears you can't defy.

You look in the mirror,
And see inside..
Disfigured, livid, shuddery.
Defeated, you fall..
You wait for the collision..
For the end.

Wednesday, December 06, 2006


شتاء آخر..

أجلس وحيداً ..

أستمع لدقات الساعة .. كالعد التنازلى لمغادرتى هذا العالم

أتذكر تلك اللحظة

أسترجع ..

كلمات الوداع .. كخنجر يذبحنا

عيناك .. وجهك المبلل بالدموع

أقف أمامك بلا تعابير

جسدى ينزف .. يبكى .. يئن

عيناى متحجرتين

لسانى لا يقوى على الحركة

اختنق بالكلمات

وأنت تنظرين .. تنتظرين .. تغادرين

وتتركينى هناك وحيداً بعينين خاويتين

أسترجع ..

أحاسيس لم أتخيلها

كلمات ذابت بين النظرات .. كالحلم

صوتك .. بكائك

يتردد فى أذنى .. يمزقنى

أرى نفسى هناك

بلا حراك

أنتظرك .. أحلم بالهمسات

ألفظ أنفاسى الأخيرة.

Saturday, December 02, 2006

Celebrating the 29th !

You are all invited!
(The original image is from the movie "Happy Birthday to me")

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