Relief Valve !

1- Don't try to convince me with your bullshit...You know it's nonsense, so don't try to put logic into it.

2- Why get astonished for what a hooker does?...That's her job!

3- I'm dead calm like a rock...So don't insist on talking to me in this phase cause I'm either healing or about to explode.

4- Responsibility isn't pizza, you can't change the ingredients.

5- Can't think in other than "since/therefore" method...So either you're talking logic or just anything else…Just let me know before you start.

6- Define target (if any) before you begin a conversation, so you don't waste my time.

7- Ignorance alone is not a sin...Ignorance + arrogance is!

8- I won't despise you if you told me that you are filthy,…may be I'll hate you. So don't play gentleman cause I'll spit on you m****rf****r

9- You definitely know the difference between dealing with a cat and dealing with a dog. So how come you deal with all people in the same way.

10- This is reality, so deal with it and stop using "IF" word.

11- Don't blame me for the result… You're the one who gave me all the "givens".

12- To get the best performance, you have to manage.

13- It's ok with me if you're slow or lacking some qualities,...but when I find porn on your PC instead of work and you are playing the boss,...be sure I'm gonna kill you, you son of a b****.

14- When extremely sane people become maniacs, there's definitely something wrong...
"I guess this is pretty obvious."

15- You did a great job, and left me scars that disfigured me for the rest of my life.